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The Unhoneymooners Audiobook by Christina Lauren— narrated by Cynthia Farrell
The Unhoneymooners is a bright, fast, laugh-out-loud fake-dating romp: when food poisoning wipes out an entire wedding party, the bride's unlucky sister and the groom's insufferable best man are the only two left standing, so they grab the free Hawaii honeymoon and have to pretend to be newlyweds.
Why the audiobook wins
Cynthia Farrell narrates Olive's bad luck and Ethan's insufferable charm with impeccable comic timing, and rom-com audio lives or dies on exactly that skill. Farrell knows when to let a punchline breathe and when to barrel through it, and the fake-newlywed premise, ten days of forced proximity in Maui, gives her plenty of both to work with.
This is the kind of book built for a beach trip or a long flight, and the audio format only sharpens the comedy: Farrell's line readings catch the sarcasm and slow-burn tension in a way that's easy to miss skimming the page. At just over nine hours, it's a fast, satisfying listen, the audio equivalent of a rom-com you finish in one sitting because you can't stand to pause it.
Christina Lauren write banter for a living, and Farrell's performance matches their rhythm beat for beat. One Audible credit buys you the whole shrimp-poisoned, one-bed, slow-erosion romance.
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- Who narrates the The Unhoneymooners audiobook?
- Cynthia Farrell narrates the audiobook edition of The Unhoneymooners.
- How long is the The Unhoneymooners audiobook?
- The audiobook runs 9 hr 14 min.
- Is the The Unhoneymooners audiobook worth listening to?
- We scored The Unhoneymooners 4.3 out of 5. Cynthia Farrell narrates Olive's bad luck and Ethan's insufferable charm with impeccable comic timing, and rom-com audio lives or dies on exactly that skill. Farrell knows when to let a punchline breathe and when to barrel through it, and the fake-newlywed premise, ten days of…
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- Is The Unhoneymooners on Kindle Unlimited?
- No. The Unhoneymooners was not included with Kindle Unlimited when we last checked on July 7, 2026.
- How much does The Unhoneymooners cost?
- On Amazon: Kindle $10.99, Paperback $9.00, Hardcover $34.94. Prices as of August 21, 2026 at 3:47 AM EDT and may change.
