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The Unhoneymooners is a bright, fast, laugh-out-loud fake-dating romp: when food poisoning wipes out an entire wedding party, the bride's unlucky sister and the groom's insufferable best man are the only two left standing, so they grab the free Hawaii honeymoon and have to pretend to be newlyweds.
The Review
Olive Torres is convinced she's cursed, the unlucky twin to her perpetually fortunate sister Ami, who has just scored a wedding's worth of free swag including an all-expenses honeymoon to Maui. When the buffet shrimp fells the entire wedding, only Olive and Ethan, the groom's best man and Olive's sworn nemesis, are left untouched. Rather than waste the trip, they agree to impersonate the happy couple in paradise. Cue ten days of forced proximity, one-bed logistics, and the slow, delicious erosion of all that mutual loathing. Christina Lauren take the most reliable tropes in romance and play them with total confidence and zero fat.
The book's biggest asset is its sense of humor. Olive narrates with a sharp, self-deprecating, very funny voice, and the banter between her and Ethan crackles from the first page. The writing duo behind Christina Lauren clearly know exactly what they're doing: the pacing is brisk, the comic set pieces, run-ins with the bride's family, near-misses with people who can't know they're faking, are timed beautifully, and the whole thing moves like a great summer movie. It's the kind of book you finish in a sitting and close with a grin.
There's a little more underneath, too. Olive's belief in her own bad luck is really about fear, of trusting good things, of believing she deserves them, and the romance doubles as her learning to stop bracing for disaster. Ethan turns out to be far more than the arrogant nemesis he first appears, and the reasons behind their initial friction are handled with more care than the breezy setup promises. A late-book complication involving Olive's job and family adds genuine stakes without souring the fun.
The honest caveat: this is pure, trope-forward comfort romance, and it leans into coincidence and a touch of melodrama in its third act to get where it's going. Readers wanting something grounded or low-trope may find it broad, and while it has steam, the focus is squarely on charm and laughs over angst. If you're allergic to fake-dating or enemies-to-lovers, this won't convert you.
What keeps it from feeling weightless is how likable both leads are once their guard drops. The shift from antagonism to tenderness is paced so that you believe it, built on small moments, a shared joke, an unexpected kindness, the discovery that the other person noticed something no one else did. Christina Lauren are also reliably good at the secondary cast, and Olive's big, meddling, loving family gives the Maui hijinks a grounding warmth that a lesser rom-com would skip. The result is a book that delivers exactly what it promises and a little more, the kind of comfort read you press on a friend who says they're in a slump. For everyone else, it's a near-ideal vacation read, sunny, funny, and warm-hearted from start to finish. Come for the fake-honeymoon premise; stay for one of the most purely enjoyable enemies-to-lovers comedies on the shelf.
Reviewed by Sloane
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